Amy

Likes: Numbers

Dislikes: Bad hairdressers

Now that new admins have been appointed Amy is moving on from her time as the "newbie" with many valuable memories, a number of life enhancing experiences and a nervous twitch any time Esta says "I've come up with a great idea..."

Andy

Likes: Cameras

Dislikes: SHOUTING

Poet Laureate, Time's Man of the Year, Royal Photographer and close confidante of Stephen Fry. These are all things he said on the way to winning World Liar of the Year 2007. Houses the majority of the admins' cynicism reserves.

Bill

Likes: Rock Music

Dislikes: Rudeness

Bill is a member of the emergency services and as such has a large collection of uniforms, meaning he is already down as Mr January through December on the admins' charity calendar. The pics with his hose in are extra.

Cody

Likes: Puck from Glee

Dislikes: Growing peanuts

Cody is the Gleek of the admins and often tries to improve the admins' day with a well choreographed song and dance routine. This is currently on hold while the various bones heal and the admins find exactly where Kristan pirouetted to.

Esta

Likes: Penguins with antlers

Dislikes: Negativity

Esta is something of a workaholic and drives the other admins along with her impressive work ethic. As such they still haven't revealed who stole the key to her cupboard of whips, cattle prods and other "motivational tools".

Kristan

Likes: Competitions

Dislikes: We've yet to find anything

Kristan is Happy in the Express admins' seven dwarves. The others have regularly tried to instill in her the bitterness of life and are usually rebounded by the image of a unicorn firing rainbows at them. She's also the page's Competition Queen and Raja of Riddles.

KT

Likes: Sunglasses

Dislikes: Fake people

KT is a newer admin and is already being given many wise and important pieces of information. Information such as Esta likes a Skinny Mocha Latte, Bill needs regular chicken wings and Aimee prefers her t-shirts dry-cleaned with no starch.

Rachel

Likes: Her Dog

Dislikes: Waiting

Rachel is taking up nursing and is therefore exceptionally helpful to have around for the admins' various gaming ailments such as "monitor fist" or "desk related forehead contusions" and the preparation of medicinal treatments (because that sounds better than alcoholic drinks).

Vanessa

Likes: Cooking

Dislikes: Animal Cruelty

Vanessa is a big fan of camping, living off the land with no up-to-date home comforts, sleeping on rough ground and bathing in the nearby river. This has made her eminently capable of dealing with the conditions in the housing block for new admins.

Mercury

Likes: Speed

Dislikes: Heavy parcels

Current holder of the record time for the Oregon Trail, Mercury (Named for the messenger of the Gods) is the go-to stallion for the Express' most important and speedy deliveries. The current face of the company.

Target

Likes: Tea breaks

Dislikes: Bad handwriting

Nobody remembers when Target joined the company, he was the main delivery boy back when it was a little local business delivering between two towns. He now works the mailroom, sorting the post and parcels and taking items over the counter.

Likes: Tapping

Dislikes: Long messages

Much to Target's chagrin the management of the Pony Express have recently installed a telegraphy station for the quick and easy despatch of information about the company. It's run by one enigmatic operator.

Aimee

Likes: Tattoos

Dislikes: Jealousy

Aimee has been relieved of many of the worst duties in the Express office since KTs arrival. She's delighted with her job title upgrade from "minion" to "Executive Vice-Minion" and the fact her promotion means she's no longer last out the office in the event of a fire.

Michelle

Likes: Secrecy

Dislikes: Night vision goggles

Michelle is the most mysterious of the admins, nobody has ever seen her face, and stories of her helpfulness are legendary. Tribes in villages far and wide speak of a ninja presence who came and went without notice, leaving behind a solved Frontierville problem as the only evidence of her visit.